Friday, August 20, 2010

Boyfriend aplication?

Copy and paste, and then fill it out

Name:





Age:





Place of residency:








Why do you want to fill this out?








Do you wanna kiss me?








Do you like to cuddle?








If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... Or spending the night with me, what would you choose?








Pick one word to describe me:








On our first date, where would you take me?








If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... But so was mine and we only had one TV... Would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted?








If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends?








Are you controlling?








Are you FUN?








Do you fall in love easier than most?








Do you have sex?








If so how many and favorite positions?








Do you get depressed easily?








Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite:








What do you spend most of your time doing?








What are your future goals?








Do you do drugs?








Are you spontaneous (if so give an example)?








Would you buy me stuff?








Would you kiss me for no reason sometimes?











Would you let me play my music in the car.... Even if you hated it?











Favorite music, top 5 bands?











Are you emotional but can remain stable?











Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic?








Do you live up to your first impressions?








Did you lie on any part of this?








Are you trying to impress me?








Anything you would like to tell me that I don't know yet?








Now pick a word... The first word that comes to mind and write it here:Boyfriend aplication?
Name: Dino





Age: 44 (too old, right?)





Place of residency: Tennessee (I swear I wear shoes, now where did I out those things?)








Why do you want to fill this out? I thought I'd be fun. I thought it was a creative idea!








Do you wanna kiss me? That would be nice.








Do you like to cuddle? Yes.








If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... Or spending the night with me, what would you choose? Well, I hardly know you, and more importantly, you hardly ... I'd spend the night with you!








Pick one word to describe me: sexy








On our first date, where would you take me? ... To a horror movie so you'd grab me.








If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... But so was mine and we only had one TV... Would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted? I can learn to like yours.








If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends? Yeah, and I'd wear shoes to match.








Are you controlling? Me? No. Why, what have you heard?








Are you FUN? Very! Do you like really tall and fast rollercoasters?!








Do you fall in love easier than most? Unfortunately








Do you have sex? Yes, and sometimes with someone else.








If so how many and favorite positions? I've never counted how many positions I know, including variations I'd say 12. ... Missionary (yeah, boring, but I can see you), doggy, lady on top ...








Do you get depressed easily? Nope








Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite: red








What do you spend most of your time doing? Well, it seems I spend a lot of time on Yahoo Answers these days.








What are your future goals? To become a psychologist








Do you do drugs? Nope








Are you spontaneous (if so give an example)? Why yes I am. I'm applying to be your boyfriend over the internet.








Would you buy me stuff? Yes, I'm very generous








Would you kiss me for no reason sometimes? Yes I would











Would you let me play my music in the car.... Even if you hated it? I'm sure we'd like the same music, but sure ... It's a short ride.











Favorite music, top 5 bands? Evanescence, Keane, Jet, The Beatles, The Killers











Are you emotional but can remain stable? Yes (I cry at movies, will that be okay?)











Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? You've been reading my mail, haven't you?








Do you live up to your first impressions? I am what you see.








Did you lie on any part of this? Nope (well, maybe the music thing)








Are you trying to impress me? Yes, how'm doin'?








Anything you would like to tell me that I don't know yet? Oooo, good question and so were the others, so this is tough. Um, I'm short.








Now pick a word... The first word that comes to mind and write it here: WowBoyfriend aplication?
im not good at filling in forms and im taken so ill pass thank you
you are definitely very childish and immature


especially to be asking questions about sex if you think a ';boyfriend application'; really works


I will be nice because more than likely I am dealing with a child here


I will tell you that people lie to get what they want and an application for a boyfriend is not the way to go
You really need a boyfriend huh
Yahoo answers is not a dating service. You should go to yahoo personals or other online dating service to meet your dating needs
What are you doing?!
To long and married - but maybe I should pass it on to my stepdaughter for her future bf's to fill out.





Thanks for the laugh
STOP posting this. Ever wonder why you don't have a boyfriend?
I like the question! Call me 1478 244-1312
Name: Jermaine





Age: 27





Place of residency: Florida








Why do you want to fill this out? I'm bored!








Do you wanna kiss me? Don't know what you look like. So I'll play it safe and say no!








Do you like to cuddle? Yep








If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... Or spending the night with me, what would you choose? I'd hang out with you. I love my friends, but I like to meet new people.








Pick one word to describe me: girl








On our first date, where would you take me? Dinner








If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... But so was mine and we only had one TV... Would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted? Don't watch Soap Opera's, so that is all you.








If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends? Yeah, after you changed.








Are you controlling? I don't think so!








Are you FUN? Most of the time!








Do you fall in love easier than most? No not really.








Do you have sex? Yep








If so how many and favorite positions? Too personal for Y/A








Do you get depressed easily? I always try to find the bright side!








Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite: Green








What do you spend most of your time doing? Working








What are your future goals? To have a family one day, but I'm in no rush!








Do you do drugs? Nope!








Are you spontaneous (if so give an example)? When I want to be!








Would you buy me stuff? For now, I would buy you dinner!








Would you kiss me for no reason sometimes? If I found you attactive, Yes!











Would you let me play my music in the car.... Even if you hated it? I could compromise!











Favorite music, top 5 bands?


1. John Mayer


2.Chevelle


3. Evanescence


4. Staind


5. Fall Out Boys











Are you emotional but can remain stable? I've made it this long. So, yes!











Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? Not anymore!








Do you live up to your first impressions? Not sure what I give off as a first impression.








Did you lie on any part of this? Nope








Are you trying to impress me? Nope








Anything you would like to tell me that I don't know yet? I may be little too old for you, but you would already know that!








Now pick a word... The first word that comes to mind and write it here: Myspace!
Name: Randy





Age:28





Place of residency: currently deployed at Al Dhafra AB UAE








Why do you want to fill this out? Curious








Do you wanna kiss me? Well, see








Do you like to cuddle? Yes








If you had the choice of either going out and hanging with your friends..... Or spending the night with me, what would you choose?


it depends on the mood of the situation and the situation





Pick one word to describe me: I don't know you








On our first date, where would you take me? Probably dinner and a movie of your choice








If your favorite SoapOpera show was on... But so was mine and we only had one TV... Would you let me watch what I wanted, or what you wanted?


you wuld watch yours of course





If I was wearing really ugly clothes, would you still show me off to your friends?





yeah I don't care about what other peole think


Are you controlling?


sometimes





Are you FUN? Yes








Do you fall in love easier than most? It usually takes a while but I guess it depends on the person








Do you have sex? Now no due to the fact I'm sorrunded by dudes








If so how many and favorite positions? Reverse cowgirl








Do you get depressed easily? No but I get bored easily especially nowdays...








Pick a random color, doesn't have to be your favorite: black








What do you spend most of your time doing? Fighting the war on terror in the desert








What are your future goals? To someday marry a good woman, and have a nice family








Do you do drugs? Only what the airforce gives me








Are you spontaneous (if so give an example)? On the job you have no time to spend trying to figure out what to do next, I also practice that on my off duty time








Would you buy me stuff? If there was an occasion calling for it YES








Would you kiss me for no reason sometimes? Absolutely











Would you let me play my music in the car.... Even if you hated it?


if I'm on a good mood








Favorite music, top 5 bands?


fall out boy, gorrilaz, panic at the disco, nickelback, drowning pool








Are you emotional but can remain stable? I have emotions and I'm always stable











Do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic? No if it doesn't work out we can still be friends








Do you live up to your first impressions? Yes








Did you lie on any part of this? No, what you see is what you get.








Are you trying to impress me? If I say no I would be lying so a little of both








Anything you would like to tell me that I don't know yet? Was born in colombia 5'10'; 180 lbs built, air force fireman
are u forrreal go and meet some people at clubs mall etc...
try going to yahoo personals
this is the stupidest question ive ever seen on yahoo answers.


u killed it.





GET A LIFE.!

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