BoyFriend Application (they're are three more questions e-mail me if you want them) I'll e-mail you!?

tell me....


BASICS:


Name:


Age:


Location:


Height:


Hair (color and style):


Eyes:


OTHER:


Are u a virgin?


1. Where would we go on dates?


2. Who is your favorite rapper?


3. Do you drink/smoke?


4. Do wear jordans?


5. If so What was your last pair?


6. Would you give me a lap dance?


7. Would you buy me things?


8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?


9. Would you kiss my neck?


10. Do you play any sports?


11. If so...what?


12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?


13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?


14. Favorite body part on you?


15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?


16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, slut,player etc)?


17. Would you give me a kiss just because?


18. Would u sleep in the same bed wit me?


19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?


20. Would u have sex with me?


21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?


22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?BoyFriend Application (they're are three more questions e-mail me if you want them) I'll e-mail you!?
r u that desperate?BoyFriend Application (they're are three more questions e-mail me if you want them) I'll e-mail you!?
BASICS:


Name:


Age:


Location:


Height:


Hair (color and style):


Eyes:


OTHER:


Are u a virgin?


no and why would you expect that?


1. Where would we go on dates?


where I feel like going


2. Who is your favorite rapper?


none, rap sucks


3. Do you drink/smoke?


drink good spirits , no 40's here


4. Do wear jordans?


those are lame


5. If so What was your last pair?


6. Would you give me a lap dance?


no i do not need to hustle for my money


7. Would you buy me things?


no


8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?


maybe


9. Would you kiss my neck?


sure, it is clean


10. Do you play any sports?


yup


11. If so...what?


see Lance Armstrong


12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?


no


13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?


dunno


14. Favorite body part on you?


all of me


15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?





16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, ****,player etc)?


all of the above


17. Would you give me a kiss just because?


maybe


18. Would u sleep in the same bed wit me?


hopefully so


19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?


no


20. Would u have sex with me?


yup


21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?


no later than 3rd date


22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?


no





LOL
BASICS:


Name: Richard Letler


Age: 35 standard years


Location: Mars Colony


Height: 5'10


Hair (color and style): Jet black spiked


Eyes: Grey-Blue


OTHER:


Are u a virgin?


Well I use virgin wireless. But that's intentionally ironic


1. Where would we go on dates?


Definitely Olympus Mons. The skiing is great.


2. Who is your favorite rapper?


Vanilla Ice. Shoot me please.


3. Do you drink/smoke?


No smoking Yes to drinking. Yes also to exploding.


4. Do wear jordans?


Not since they caught me kidnapping Jordan. *Sigh*


5. If so What was your last pair?


There's only one Jordan.


6. Would you give me a lap dance?


I can ballroom.


7. Would you buy me things?


No. I hate giving gifts to attractive women. It demeans them.


8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?


As long as I didn't have an exam in the morning


9. Would you kiss my neck?


Assuming that you passed the necessary qualifier? Yes.


10. Do you play any sports?


Depends what you mean as ';sports';


11. If so...what?


Is ice dancing a sport?


12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?


If you wouldn't consider that stalking


13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?


1.2 billion.


14. Favorite body part on you?


Ear


15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?


The fact that I am not a robot


16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick, ****,player etc)?


Lunatic child


17. Would you give me a kiss just because?


Assuming you passed the test, then yes.


18. Would u sleep in the same bed wit me?


If you don't have any cooties


19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?


I'm pretty sure you've met them already.


20. Would u have sex with me?


Maybe


21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?


When I am sure


22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?


I'd post it on the internet.
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um fu*k no bicth
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